You know the feeling – there you are at a fancy launch, networking and chit chatting away when suddenly it seems the complimentary wine has limited your ability to sell yourself!

Well fear no more, if you’re stuck for something *artistic* to say in future, just call upon the ‘Arty Bollocks Generator’.

Get on it folks and prepare yourself for some “ya, ya, sweety, darling, how terribly profound” perplexed nods coming your way!