You know the feeling – there you are at a fancy launch, networking and chit chatting away when suddenly it seems the complimentary wine has limited your ability to sell yourself!

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Get on it folks and prepare yourself for some “ya, ya, sweety, darling, how terribly profound” perplexed nods coming your way!

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